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| In 1898 The Dusty, aka, Dustin Clark, was born. The son of a traveling Carnival Fortune teller, fathered by John Farson himself, the lad quickly took to the dark arts of wnkery and tall-people hating.
When Dusty was five he killed Stiltz, the side show tall man. After his first taste of blood, he craved more and eventually began creating the game of hockey to satisfy his bloodlust. His mother abandoned him after she caught him licking her crystal ball and telling it they would move to Manitoba together, and left The Dusty for Broke in a small Arizona town called Heartache.
In Heartache, The Dusty took odd jobs that a boy of 6 does. Milking cows, hum-drudgery, Private Inspector, and bar-midget were all duties he performed while still living he vicious nightlife of a six year old goat Mauler, and future inventor or a sport he'd be physically unfit to play.
It was in the summer of 1917, when the young, tired lad, met a beautiful girl named Buttercup, who he fell instantly in love with. Sadly, unbeknownst to The Dusty, she was a cardboard fashion cutout in a store window in Heartache. He never understood while she kept waving at him.
After learning the horrible truth of his one true love, dusty called up the spirits of the southwest and sold them his soul in exchange for a cryogenic chamber that would orbit the earth for another 80 years or so.
While in Space, a cloud of Ions pased oer his Chamber andd gave him the tmperameent of an angry dwarf Viking. This combined with his Snobbish, Elitist attutdes toward everything musical, gained from the Spirits of the Southwest, has equipped him to the levels of vilee assholery the world has never seen!!!!
Fast forward to the fall of 1999, and The Dusty, now taking up residence on a small horse farm in Central Indiana, chooses to attend a mid-level university in attempt to gain controlling rights to hockey back. He left the plans for the game in his Lair in Heartache and a wayward traveler on his way to the great white north grasped them and formed the NHL in 1920.
It was at The university where The Dusty was first met Rob, and the War has raged on endlessly since.
You must KNOW THE DUSTY.
HIS BLOODLUST IS UNQUENCHABLE!!!
HE NEVER TIRES!!!!
HE TRIPPED YOUR GRANDMA!!!!!
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| evil things duddy dun did.
-in 1985, Dusty killed a homeless man named bill and ate his soul
-dusty wears socks with sandals
-Dusty likes to rock out to Old Kip Winger albums and air guitar in his tighty-whiteys.
-In 1973 Dustin Clark sold Nuclear arms to midgets in the former state of transylvania, thinking other short peeople should be explosive too.
-Dustin clark started an organaization to defame Rob Chamness, the most awesomeest dude evar.
-Dusty likes to wipe his cheeesy dorito fingers under the couch.
-Dusty has been known to read old issues of Home and Garden and make doily patternss he found therewithin.
- Dustin once played a guitar and claimed he used hos own fingers, when in fact he was using a robot.
-Dusty sleeps in feeted Pj's
-Dusty liked Episode II :Attack of the clones better than Return of the Jedi
-Dusty makes claims that 4+7=130.
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| We must stop the evil that is Dustin Clark.
be forewarned, for he bringeth, the doometh.
viva la Rob!
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